The sandbar.
Families do need
photographs.
Marble is impractical,
Ostentatious.
Antiques only make money if you
sell them.
Garlic spoils.
An old appliance is a nuisance,
American cars rot
Like your crate of flea market
potatoes.
No, you could not run a
restaurant.
People get headaches—
There is value in please and
sorry.
An aphorism can help and wound
a conversation.
What do you need that an auction
has?
Certain occasions exist
When beer can be drunk from a
bottle.
Do you
really believe Italians
invented everything?
Everything?
Casablanca is
generously
mediocre.
Swing sets, drum sets are
necessary.
You must wash the dirt out of
lettuce.
Sheets need to change
Like months.
If you don’t see a doctor,
How will you know?
One dog at a time is plenty.
I feel safe on bridges,
Weightless.