The sandbar.

                                                Families do need photographs.

                                                Marble is impractical,

                                                Ostentatious.

                                                Antiques only make money if you
sell them.

Garlic spoils.

                                                An old appliance is a nuisance,

                                                American cars rot

                                                Like your crate of flea market
potatoes.

                                                No, you could not run a
restaurant.

                                                People get headaches—

                                                There is value in please and
sorry.

                                                An aphorism can help and wound
a conversation.

                                                What do you need that an auction
has?

                                                Certain occasions exist

                                                When beer can be drunk from a
bottle.

Do you really believe Italians
invented everything?

                                                Everything?

                                                Casablanca is generously
mediocre.

                                                Swing sets, drum sets are
necessary.

                                                You must wash the dirt out of
lettuce.

                                                Sheets need to change

                                                Like months.

                                                If you don’t see a doctor,

                                                How will you know?

                                                One dog at a time is plenty.

I feel safe on bridges,

                                                Weightless.