A Gun Ain't No Good Without Bullets
by J.R.
Campbell

Even if you knew they were there,
you would still jerk your hand back and almost fall down the cliff when
you felt one. They growled but not loudly. You felt sorry for them, but
there was no question of letting one go because they were as dangerous as
their owner. There were a half-dozen places where he had attached thick
chicken wire over concave places in the rock, detachable on one side. He
often had two or three dogs tied down at a time. He came once a day with a
water hose, wet them down, and squirted water into their mouths. After
about a week, he would lead them on leashes to the compound where he used
them for guard dogs. Combined with the whippings he gave them with a rope
kept in a water barrel, the tyings-down and generous feedings made them
good dogs, he felt.
He needed them to secure his wrecking yard and the inside of his
garage. He had a dozen or so German shepherd and Doberman pinscher-types,
liking their biting power and running speed. He put two in the shop at
night and the others in the yard, which had a six-foot heavy wire fence.
There were no confirmed fatalities, but it was rumored in town that on at
least two occasions in the past few years, the dogs had caught a man
stealing headlights or a cutting torch or something in the yard. It was
said the owner came out of his house and watched with a spotlight but did
not intervene. The intruders were buried in the compound and car bodies
put over the graves. The men had brought knives and tire tools and killed
some of the dogs, but as the owner thought with satisfaction, a pack of
dogs can kill almost anything.
I was climbing up the short rock cliff on this night with the
expectation of witnessing a murder. I could have gone to the party where
it would happen but didn’t want to be an official witness. I had long
known this man was to be observed only at a distance, if at all, though I
knew him and was cordial to him. I even periodically took in minor
mechanical work so he would never have cause for resentment. I knew our
relationship would not stand my discovery, but there was a thick tree
stand on a slope some fifty yards from the party. Under a cloud-cloaked
half-moon, I moved to the stand and hunkered down behind a tree trunk to
watch the people in the fenced-in basketball court.
The man made people uneasy in our rural West Texas town, but he had
a wife and three children under 12 and was apparently never physically
abusive to them. He was actually a fine-looking man — six feet tall and
one hundred-sixty pounds with brown hair, brown eyes and handsome
features. His name was common. He had a hollow way of looking at you,
though, and was only pleasant in a lurching fashion, forcing himself to
conform to local conventions. Nobody knew why he was like that. His
parents still farmed in the area, a few miles northwest of town. His
property had been a small farm that he converted into a junkyard. He did not bother to grow anything
on the unused acreage but kept the weeds and grass down. Some people think
the core of the human race is the fallen angels who were cast out of
Heaven with Satan. If you believe that, you could say he was one of the
darker ones. It seems as good an explanation as any of the duality of
human nature and the differences among children in the same
families.
As bad men always learn, you never get so fearsome as to discourage
all potential challengers. That’s part of what keeps you bad. There is
always someone new who has also never been defeated, who believes that
when it comes down to the nitty gritty, no one is more formidable than he
or she. The fellow who had forced the situation at the party was one of
these.
It had started over the price of an engine overhaul. The other man complained loudly
that day in the shop that the price was far too high, and then carried his
complaints to town, calling the man “a crook” and even carrying on about
the dogs and rumors of their victims. “Somebody oughta do somethin’ about
him,” he said one morning at the coffee shop. “All that bull! I ain’t
scared o’ him, and I ain’t payin’ him! He can keep the damn motor. I don’t
need it anyway.”
The other man was a farmer who did need the engine to replace one
on a well, but it stayed in a corner of the garage as a source of growing
annoyance to the mechanic. Mechanics are like plumbers in that they feel
the grunginess of their work entitles them to a healthy reward. The
unchanging presence of the engine, along with reports of the other man’s
remarks from friends who liked to hang around the shop, drove the man to a
decision he had never expected to make: to kill a man as well-known in the
county as he and do it openly.
The sheriff had never bothered the man except to ask him once if he
had any trouble with thieves and encourage him to ask for help if he ever
needed any. The man was an established citizen who did not steal or bother
anyone who didn’t bother him and in politics you learn not to create any
hardcore pockets of opposition unless you absolutely have to. The sheriff
knew about the feud and the party, but no laws had yet been broken, and
there would be plenty of witnesses if anything
happened.
The man came into town a couple of times and mentioned he had a
birthday coming up, and his wife and he were throwing a party. “It don’t
hurt to be sociable,” he would say. “We like to be
friendly.”
He came in one morning when he thought his enemy would be in the
coffee shop and sat down with him and two other men. “Guess you heard
about my party,” he said.
“No.”
“We’re goin’ to throw me a birthday party, start bein’ little more
outgoin’ and ever’thang. I know we had that little fuss, but we’d like you
an’ your wife to come. Nothin’ to be afraid of.”
“Afraid!” the other man exclaimed. “Afraid o’
what?”
“I don’ know. You never come picked up y’
motor.”
“I’ll pick it up — and pay what I think it’s
worth!”
“Aw right,” the man said, rising and patting the other man on the
shoulder. The other man looked angrily at the hand but didn’t otherwise
move.
“We’ll come to y’ party,” he said. “Be there with bells
on.”
Needless to say, there was a large crowd, at least for our county.
Fifty or sixty people sat at four long tables on the shortened basketball
court. There was a meal, and the guest of honor began opening his
presents. He stood at the head of the table opposite me. His enemy was at
the table’s other end nearest me with his back to
me.
“Well, lookee here!” the man said, taking a big long-barreled
revolver from a package. “Guess I could break it in by shootin’ ol’
Wilbert down there.” Grinning, he cocked and aimed it at the other man but
then pointed it upward.
Wilbert stood and brought a semi-automatic pistol from his coat.
“Not if I was you,” he said.
The man brought the pistol down and fired, hitting Wilbert around
the nose and blowing the back of his head off. Wilbert fell backward over
the board seat attached to the table. His feet hit under the table, and
his legs caught on the seat, bringing him to rest with both legs up, his
knees bent, and the back top of his head touching the concrete. It looked
like he was the only one over there looking at me — in a macabre way as if
to demonstrate he retained the athleticism he had had as a youthful
gymnast. The other guests had dived away, yelling and throwing their arms
over their heads. His wife stood there screaming with her arms and fingers
thrust out.
“Naw, naw, naw!” the man ejaculated, looking bewildered. “I didn’t
know it was loaded! Did you load this?” he asked his
wife.
“Yes!” she cried. “You always told me a gun ain’t no good without
bullets!”
I took advantage of the pandemonium to get
away.
A
grand jury ruled that in light of the feud and Wilbert’s display of a
weapon, the man was justified in reacting defensively. He had told the
sheriff that in bringing the pistol down and pulling the trigger, he only
meant to show it wasn’t loaded. He had planned to laugh and get everyone
to laugh with him. His wife said she had loaded it so he would be pleased
when he checked it, having always been a man who appreciated a loaded
gun.